first operation

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Dreamer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 7:11:50

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Nov-2009 6:01:00

haha seen it before but good.

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 02-Nov-2009 21:00:02

lol love it! :)

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:24:59

love it!!

Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 04-Nov-2009 0:49:22

Wow! Poor kid!

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 04-Nov-2009 18:18:38

This is somewhat adorable. Lol!